Q.

How do you know you’re a straight person?
When did you first know you were straight?
Are you sure you’re a straight person?
Have you ever had a three-way?
Do you want to have a three-way?
Do you want to have a three-way with me?
Do your parents know you’re a straight person?
Does your boyfriend know you’re a straight person?
Have you ever kissed a straight person?
If you never kissed a straight person, how do you know you’re a straight person?
Why don’t you try it out?
You know, you’re not really a straight person until you’ve kissed another straight person, right?
How do you know you’re a straight person?
When did you come out as a straight person?
Don’t you realize you’re not straight, you’re just hetero-curious?
Can you believe I always knew you were a heterosexual?
Why do you always hang out at straight bars?
Why don’t you understand that you’re obsessed with heterosexuality and that I’m just not into straight stuff?
Will you make out with that guy over there?
How do you know you’re a straight person?
Did you know that straight people are more likely to cheat on their partners?
What does “heterosexual” mean?
Are you dominant or submissive?
I love straight girls, but you know that straight boys are disgusting, right?
Have you ever had sex with a straight person?
Did you know you’re going to hell?
Why are you talking about this?
Why do you tell people that you’re a straight person when you could just hide it and not suffer the humiliation?
How do you know you’re a straight person?
Are you serious?
Really, I mean, are you serious?