April-Moon

On a day much like today, only far flung in the future (five minutes, perhaps), the film star and comedian John Leguizamo stood in a long line waiting to watch the film Avatar.  You would think that an actor like John Leguizamo would have already seen Avatar.  You would probably guess that he would have been at the premiere of Avatar.  In fact, you may have even seen him at the premiere of Avatar.  He may have actually been sitting next to you, drinking booze and making obscene jokes about sex with alien furries while throwing churros and beer at the screen.  But what you don't know is that if he was there, he was probably too drunk to rememb